JET LAG: SOMETIMES IT COMES TO THIS

Another planeload of baguettes leaves France.
Gay frogs leap into silk sheets and rivet.
The senator from South Carolina
reads a speech written on his fingernails
praising the values of tobacco leaves
while anchormen berate the obvious.
When I married you your lips were orange.
Blue sheep, blue sheep, blue sheep, blue sheep, blue sheep.
A hundred fuzz grazing in the Bhutan mist.
Fast food for the sneezing cold snow leopard.
This meal is broken, please fix it. Big cats
eat from the rump up. Small planes get fungus
in their fuel tanks, causing gauges to read
full when they’re really empty. Nasty news.