I Will Wipe You Off the Face of This Earth

To start, stir-fry collateral damage.
Pause. Then spin-dry collateral damage.

You may still need advanced tactics. Say you
will rectify collateral damage.

How to make the dead undead? Never let
them reify collateral damage.

Keep the argument legal. Nitpicky.
You certify collateral damage.

Concurrently, palliative measures
may dulcify collateral damage.

You can appeal to barmy emotions.
You fructify collateral damage.

Try to remove the stain from the stain. This
will sanctify collateral damage.

Failing all else, at the end of the day,
just liquefy collateral damage.