I Might Just Act Ugly If You Get Up On That Stand And Say Something Unpleasant To My Ears

Scooter, straight talk real fast. Don’t think Angler
will play nice. That’s the Kennebunk Angler.

Fitzgerald, Mister Clean Marine Goody
Two Shoes. Fuck him! Will not outflank Angler.

If you do time (unlikely!!!) I’ll smuggle
in birthday yellowcake. Don’t sink Angler.

Plame, Wilson, sadassed Sheehan, that Dixie
Cunt Maines—all EVIL. They won’t punk Angler.

Remember to forget. Be a fogbank.
From our fountain you don’t outdrink Angler.

POTUS keeps full deniability.
He stays dark. But does not outrank Angler.

When a ferret frightens pronghorn, sometimes
the pronghorn will pronk. Don’t you pronk. Angler

P.S. Would not mistake your face for quail.
Been there, done that. But—don’t dare blink. Angler