COMMON STOCK
Returns cluster ’round a golden mean, sipping common broth.
Every herd provokes an index, a cooling gnomon broth.
Portuguese (PORT) 94.37▲….Spanish (CAST) 54.23▲….Dutch
(DYKE) 33.07▲….British (TEA) 22.12▼….hegemon broth
French (FRG) 42.71▼….Swedes (VIKE) 57.12▲….Germans
(GERM) 81.22▼….Norwegians (ICE) 77.16▲….lemon broth.
Catholics (SIN) 3.23▼….Protestants (WORK) 7.46▼….Baptists
(SAV) 6.66▼….Methodists (METH) 3.16▼….sermon broth.
Puritans (PURE) 240.88▼….Jews (TCP) 11.25▲….Quakers
(SIMP) 5.25▲….Mormons (LDS) 152.10▼….demon broth.
Italians (TONY) 55.34▲….Russians (NYET) 13.13▼….Irish
(SPUD) 22.50▲ ….Chinese (MSG) 2.92▼….plasmon broth.
Caucasoids (PINK) 62.88▼….Mongoloids (TYH) 50.23▲….
Negroids (SLV) 33.91▲….Mixed (MUTT) 99.69▲….phlegmon broth.
Rockefeller (STEL) 678.90▼….Buffett (BRK.A) 85,650.00▲….Gates
(MSFT) 17.44▼….Paulson (RMBS) 590.31▲….mammon broth.
Trout (RNBW) 2.20▲….Muskie (FITE) 1.62▼….Bass (B) 7.57▼….
Wahoo (WAH) 12.24▲….Salmon (JUMP) 8.58▲….c’mon broth.