YOU TALK YOU GET KILLED

Come play! Be our treasured guest at Gitmo.
Enjoy the mild, mild West at Gitmo.

A Caribbean hideaway second
to none. You’ll feel full of zest at Gitmo.

Tried Bagram? Abu Ghraib? Our ironclad
pledge: you’ll never be so stressed at Gitmo.

In every suite, a Qur’an and smart orange
loungewear fitting for a rest at Gitmo.

A staff of trained retreat professionals
waits, ready for each request at Gitmo.

For those in our incentive program, there
are Happy Meals® to ingest at Gitmo.

Though, at times, genitals may be compressed,
it’s our goal you’re not depressed at Gitmo.